Engaged for less than a week and already scratching my head and sweating from my arse over the speech I will have to give. To an audience comprising 99.99% drunk Irish in-laws and 0.01% my family and friends I’ll be required to wittily present platitudes, thanks and toasts. There is a likelihood of it going one of two ways. Either I’ll get a lump in my throat and struggle to speak holding back confused tears, or in an attempt to open my heart I’ll come across as a sarcastic little prick. Failing that I could resort to nervously mumbling at my feet as my drunken eyes struggle to focus on the spinning room and the increasingly incomprehensible notes and accents.
Isn’t it great that I can be so positive about it? This is a cleansing process (I’ll keep telling myself) and once I’ve worried a bit I can get on with the real stuff – choosing a best man, bashing out a speech, saving some money, trying on suits, weighing up the benefits of a top hat. This seems to be a pretty complex venture, and my fiancée is already wading knee-deep through wedding shoes and bridesmaid’s dresses. With the help of her sisters and ma this wedding will be planned with military precision. I expect folders will be compiled and magazines will be bought; samples will be collected and venues will be visited. I suspect she is even planning on buying a special wedding laptop specifically for using for whatever it is that might need doing.
The whole concept of this being a New Year with a capital NY is still saturating all around and as a result I’m considering getting up early tomorrow to get an invigorating stroll under my belt. Then back home for a bite to eat, some spring cleaning, a spot of writing, before popping a homemade toad-in-the-hole in the oven and after eating getting an early night. Start the year sensibly, as one means to go on, and with a healthy recuperative attitude to the excesses of the Christmas and New Year period. Better get to sleep. Erm... I think I’ve finished writing. I certainly feel that I’ve run out of things to say tonight. So... er... bye then. Be seeing you...
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